tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63192142011-04-21T21:14:33.068ZThe adventures of humpherya classical tail of one man and his spider. there trials and trivulations and the daily struggle to keep up with eastenders!neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comBlogger211100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1080249891734992152004-03-25T21:15:00.000Z2004-03-25T21:28:21.030Zwow, sorry about the long wait its just that i've been up north, i know, dont ask me why!!, but we've had a revelation whilst i was away, humphery is gay, apparently, he and the spider from the lounge have hit it off big time, and humphery is now going out with him. but i cant talk much now becaused hes still in the room, i'll spill the beans later.......
neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1078234658156543742004-03-02T13:20:00.000Z2004-03-02T13:40:35.216Zomg i've not laughed sooo much in my life!!!! humpherys new freind turned out to be gay and took humphery to a gay fetish bar!!! LOL!!!!! ahhhh bless him, he came back all abashed and coy, and it turned out someone had tried to whip him whist he was podium dancing!!!! jeff is really nice, but he's aparently a bit of a dominatrix!!!!! lol. humphery had to explain that he was straight then jeff neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1078180496030370542004-03-01T22:25:00.000Z2004-03-01T22:37:52.390Zwow, big news this week, his is the first time i've been able to stop and do anything,humphery and me have moved! we now live in hove. humphery is really happy because we have new insect neighbours!!! and he's been introducing himself to them. i've got 3 new roomates, and 3 cats live with me now!, so humpherys been extra carefull but they all seem to get on so hats groovy! theres a really cool neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1077437236274956972004-02-22T07:53:00.000Z2004-03-02T13:41:45.343Zwell, there was no way i was getting out of going to his support group for lonely insects. so off we went, it wasn't so bad except that i had to spend the entire meeting hunched over because they held it in an old oak tree on campus, and there was a bit of a curfufel when one of the spiders ate another reqular attendie (no one was al that bothered, he'd been a real moaner apparently!) and then itneilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1077199908209201962004-02-19T14:08:00.000Z2004-02-19T14:14:29.170Zso now martins gone, its all quite. apart from humphery moaning that he has no freinds, ha, the big loser, hes going to a local loser insect support groups to meet freinds and start relationships. ahhhh bless!, he wants me to go, but i hate to say it, i get creeped out easily, and shaking 4 hands at the same time from the one creature might just send me over the edge, i'll have to think of an neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1077158017616738302004-02-19T02:24:00.000Z2004-02-19T02:36:17.610Zok guys i told you i'd update more oftern! i was just sat at home not more then an hour ago with humphery, just chillin and watching a scary film called (eight legged freaks), humphery complained that it was dedrimental to the cause of equality for insects. but then he didnt really care anymore becuase he fancyed the lead female spider (theres this whole subplot apperently whereby, the lead neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1077007396143650622004-02-17T08:26:00.000Z2004-02-17T08:45:53.640Zok hi again everyone, sorry about the lateness of this update. (bit of a crazy weekend). so yeah i went out with eveylne and she got really drunk (i think she was a bit drunk before she arrived) but she cried and cried and i felt sorry for her, but then she hit on me and went to kiss me so i ran screaming and yelling and waving my hands in the air! (brave or what?) but anyway shes not the topic neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1076507377363361142004-02-11T13:41:00.000Z2004-02-11T13:52:06.936Zwell, what can i say, she wore me down, i'm taking evelyne for a drink to help her "talk things though" about her relationship, god i dont want to go!!!! i only going as a freind mind, a shoulder to cry on, thats all nothing else. so i gotta be extra carefull to make sure i let her know i only date people not insects (does that make me speicesist???). apart from that, martin has takes over. he neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1076369963261527942004-02-09T23:33:00.000Z2004-02-09T23:41:50.716Zok, so martin has been around at my place constantly since last time i spoke he and humphery are now best mates and here was the weirdest moment i've seen in a long time, evylne complained that humphery was spending too much time with martin, and as you know she said this about me, he ignored her then, but this time aparently she'd gone too far!. he told her her make up sucked (i told you it did!neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1076205117542352372004-02-08T01:38:00.000Z2004-02-09T23:43:02.030Zok, i'm really woried eveylne wont stop with the whole getting to know me better thing. and shes not even hiding it now, she said it infront of humphery and he still thinks shes an angel and says she only wants us all to "get on", yeah right, "get on" top of her more like. shes not even my type, i like men for a start! i mean shes a female earwig who dresses up as a spider. she has issues, and i neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1075815512697519932004-02-03T13:35:00.000Z2004-02-03T13:40:51.340Zwell, like i said he wants looking after, so i'm waiting on him hand and foot, plus he made me clean his peircing, ouww grosss, and he winced and complained every 15 seconds since he woke up!. but i havent told him yet about the fact that when he landed he broke the heel on 2 of his 8 cuban heeled shoes! he's gonna go mental, he loved those shoes, and so did eveylne who kept staring at me all dayneilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1075765598156097272004-02-02T23:37:00.000Z2004-02-02T23:48:55.746Zok, so you want to know whats going on in the life of humphery well i'll tell you, he lost his job, yes you heard, in under a week he lost his job, but i have to be sympathtic, because it is partly my fault. he was stood on top of the wardrobe finishing getting ready to go in for the first day, which was just a photoshoot, but saying that he was all dressed up and looked good! dolice and gabana, neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1075057146870184882004-01-25T18:53:00.000Z2004-01-25T19:01:13.043Zthis weeks been a quite one for humphery and me, evelyn keeps calling round, shes nice enough but has really bad taste in eye shodow (i mean yesterday it was baby blue, where does she buy this stuff,) and she never coordinates it with her lip stick!!!! but we get on ok!. humphery accepted my apology about the TV. i'm not sorry but its easyer to say i am!!!!! oh and the only other big thing that neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1074590577904747812004-01-20T09:20:00.000Z2004-01-20T09:24:57.233Zhumpherys been busy yesterday!!! he went out and bought a new tellyvision (wide screen!!!!) and then he got Evelyn sat watching little brittan which i love, but he wouldent let me watch cos i broke his last TVneilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1074395203301973792004-01-18T03:00:00.000Z2004-01-18T03:08:39.700Z(ok first of all!! i havent quite got the hang of this yet, but it might be better to read from thew bottem of the page up!!!!!!!!)
anyway! now he's got rid of that floral pattern chair. the place looks so much nicer!!!!!! and after our "talk" we managed to work out some friend time and some time where i have to get used to evelyn! i apologised for making him cry! and alls well that ends well.
neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1074246555512069712004-01-16T12:10:00.000Z2004-01-16T09:51:08.950Zwha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! he got rid of the sofa and i made him cry!!!!!!! ha ha ha!. the big wuss!! wheres his girlfreind now!!!!!!! neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1074246370455522272004-01-16T10:15:00.000Z2004-01-16T09:48:03.936Zgod am i angry!!!!! i've been stood up for breakfast so he can spend more time with that trollop of an earwig!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, i hate him, i hate him, i hate him!!!!!! i hate him and his stupid floral armchair!!! thats right floral!!! i know i said he had taste!!! but thats whats sat in his lounge!!! he said its vintage kitch but we all know that floral went out with the ark and now only neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-107424595245702162004-01-16T09:29:00.000Z2004-01-16T09:41:06.200Zwell, apart from discovering the hole drag spider thing. humphery has been very happy!! he went shoe shopping!!! i do hate him sometimes. i can't find one pair of shoes i like and he comes back with four pairs of the most georgeous itallian black leather cuban heels!!! god i hate him sometimes!!! evelyne loves them!! she says they suit him!! but i'm gutted because he's a size 7 and i'm a 12 so i neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1074102117047438332004-01-14T17:37:00.000Z2004-01-14T17:43:48.310Zhi there again!. so just thought i'd fill you in on the latest developments!! humphery's girl friend Evelyne, isnt a girl at all!!!! shes a drag spider!!!! shes actually an earwig dressed up as a spider!!! humphery says he loves her so i'm ok with it!! i mean who am i to judge his choich of partner, but love! after 3 days!! thats not on, i keep telling him, that if he's into earwigs he should tryneilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1073924743581469882004-01-12T16:22:00.000Z2004-01-28T19:08:27.326ZOk so last night I come home, and its clear to me that Humphrey has made a night of it (there's empty bottles and cigarette butts everywhere!!!!) so I opened the wardrobe to have a good old moan and there he is with this woman (well spider) called Evelyn and half my condom supply gone!!! Cheeky git!!!! So I waited until she left!! She lives on the tree outside, so I gave her a lift!! Then I had aneilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319214.post-1073924501805995062004-01-12T16:11:00.000Z2004-01-12T16:22:02.756ZFirst of all I need to clarify a few things.
1) I don't normally like spiders
2) I normally kill them with large shoes dropped from great heights
3) Humphrey is not my spider he is however a spider
4) he lives in my wardrobe
5) I would have used a shoe on him, but it looks like he could take on my shoes and win
plus he brought a telly and sofa with him and he lets neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03381878350768941704noreply@blogger.com